Cute book for ages 5-8
Series of funny poems about school
For example***
Don't Read This Book Whatever You Do!
(Teacher is sneaking peeks at her book while she is talking to students)
Caution!
Warning!
Alarm!
I am your teacher,
And I am begging you
Don't read this book
Whatever you do
It's as if I'm stuck
To it like glue
Read it today
As I walked to school
Forgot attendance
Then book money too
Sneaked peeks during math
I confess, it's true
Didn't eat my lunch
Just read right through
Now color the lakes
On your maps in blue.
I'll try to finish
Before gym at two.
Series of funny poems about school
For example***
Don't Read This Book Whatever You Do!
(Teacher is sneaking peeks at her book while she is talking to students)
Caution!
Warning!
Alarm!
I am your teacher,
And I am begging you
Don't read this book
Whatever you do
It's as if I'm stuck
To it like glue
Read it today
As I walked to school
Forgot attendance
Then book money too
Sneaked peeks during math
I confess, it's true
Didn't eat my lunch
Just read right through
Now color the lakes
On your maps in blue.
I'll try to finish
Before gym at two.
