Topics About Which I Know Nothing Author:Patrick Ness Patrick Ness is best-known as a children’s and YA novelist; this collection of quirky, surreal stories is for adults, but would certainly appeal to teenagers too. The first story, “Implies Violence” is a dark tale about a telesales company and is reminiscent of the sinister stories of Magnus Mills. “Jesus’s Elbows a... more »nd Other Christian Urban Myths” is a wonderful collection of crazy conspiracy theories. “Now That You’ve Died” is a dramatic monologue about the afterlife. Probably the best story here is “Sydney is a City of Jaywalkers”, which begins when a young American traveller sees his brother, who died five years earlier, drinking tea and reading the paper in a café in Sydney.
Scintillating, surprising, inventive fiction from one of the most talented young writers in Britain, this is a superb collection of new short stories from the acclaimed author of The Crash of Hennington.
Have you heard the urban myth about Jesus's double-jointed elbows yet? 100 per cent true. Or seen the latest reports on the 'groomgrabbing' trend -- the benevolent kidnapping of badly-dressed children by their well-meaning (and more dapper) elders? Heard the one about the Amazon from the Isle of Man? Or perhaps you'd like a job in telesales, offering self-defence classes over the phone? Don't worry, as long as you meet the weekly quota, you won't be sent to the end of the hall...
Wonderfully original, fresh and funny, Topics About Which I Know Nothing is stuffed to the gills with dizzyingly inventive writing and warming, puzzling emotions -- a fictional guide to how the world might have turned out.« less