Where's My Cow Author:Terry Pratchett At six o’clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, Sam Vimes must go home to read Where's My — Cow?, with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. There are some things you have to do. It is — the most loved and chewed book in the world. — But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam wil... more »l only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city.
So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. A story with streets, not fields. A book with rogues and villains. A book about the place where he’ll grow up.« less