Cher and Cher Alike - Clueless Author:H. B. Gilmour Her name is Sharon, and she's so courterly clueless. Scuffed urban combat boots, a faded pink slip dress, a safety pin in her eyebrow! It's a furious fashion faux pas, perfect for the upcoming costume ball -- except that's how Sharon dresses all the time. Now, suddenly, the grunge goddesses sees the error of her ways. She's all "Help me, Cher. I... more » want to be just like you." It's the makeover challenge of a lifetime. But is this really what the world needs now -- another Cher?
Talk about coincidence. For English, Cher's reading Frankenstein, the classic horror hair-raiser about a guy who creates a monster that goes, like, totally postal. And now Cher's creation, Sharon, is turning into a psycho-clone. She's already taken Cher's walk and her talk, and may even take Cher's Baldwin to the ball. Now, that could be a real horror story!« less