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The Eclectic Pen - Jeopardy In The Kitchen

By: IONE L. (zaneygraylady)   + 85 more  
Date Submitted: 1/19/2007
Last Updated: 2/19/2007
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 146

  The kitchen for $500, Alex

Peanut butter jelly bread
on these you can be well fed
Tortillas salsa beans and cheese
can make a meal fit to please
Pasta and spagetti sauce
these together you can toss
Eggs and bacon, cereal bagles
is a feast on many tables
Vegtables or soup though plain
will fill you up just the same
You can make a baked potato
Of this I'm sure you are able
Hamburg, chops or steak though frozen
any of these can be chosen
Onions, kidney beans or rice
for a village would suffice
Apples, oranges or grapefruit
healthy appetites they should suit
Lettuce, carrots, croutons, dressing
in some homes would be a blessing
Bananas, juice, yogurt, crackers
could be ample for some snackers
Pop some corn and add butter
for this you don't need your mother
Cake or muffins, pancake mix
shouldn't be too hard to fix
Have some ice cream covered with topping
and your hunger should be stopping.

Nothing to eat the kids complain,
What is a mothers likley refrain?

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