King of the Kooties Author:Debbie Dadey, Kevin O'Malley Louisa adjusted her red book bag onto one shoulder and pulled a brand new pencil out. She put her pencil on Donald's shoulder and looked at him seriously. 'Donald,' she said loud enough for everyone to hear....'From henceforth, you shall be known as Sir Donald, King of the Kooties!' ... Donald didn't move....For a minute I thought he was going t... more »o cry. Thankfully, he didn't. But he did ask a question. 'Are kooties bad?' he whispered. ... My neighbor was obviously the only fourth grader in the entire world who had never heard of kooties.« less