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The Eclectic Pen - Sexy Grandma

By: IONE L. (zaneygraylady)   + 85 more  
Date Submitted: 1/19/2007
Last Updated: 1/19/2007
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 39

  Viagras made him hot to trot
Sexy grandma I am not
Sally Feild, Goldie Hawn
The Hollywood list goes on and on
I'm no Aunt Bea, that is true
but ageless stars make me blue
This really is a sorry lot
Even grandmas must be hot

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Herbert M. (vunderbar) - 1/21/2007 12:16 AM ET
Now that got a laugh out of me. Thanks for brightening my day.
Marta J. (booksnob) - 1/22/2007 12:07 PM ET
You forgot Raquel Welch and Diane Keaton... This was fun and made me smile. I can relate!!!
BARBARA D. (TINKER) - 1/22/2007 6:29 PM ET
Boston P. (beantowngirl) - 1/22/2007 6:55 PM ET
rock on granny. :)
April L. (AbuelaApril) - , - 1/22/2007 11:25 PM ET
too true, too sad, too much
Xanthe B. (bouncy-tigger) - 1/23/2007 12:42 AM ET
Very cute!!!
Claudia (BrokenWing) - 1/23/2007 10:04 PM ET
lucky you. my hubby is a slug despite the viagra. Wanna trade?
Terri D. (terrilynn) - 2/23/2007 8:01 AM ET
the hollywood women are really maiking it hard for the rest of us "real" women
Lynn B. (seraphina) - 3/21/2007 8:18 PM ET
sexy we are!
Amanda R. (amandaripsam) - 6/20/2007 3:53 AM ET
cute I laughed also
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