Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Author:Lisa Scottoline This one's for you, extraordinary women everywhere! It's time for seriously hilarious girl-talk with New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline. She shared this collection of scenes from her real life, and she best her life sounds a lot like yours . . . if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things... more » are unrelated. In this collection you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll swear off pantyhose. You will hear Lisa's thoughts on:
- Being braless in the emergency room
- A man's most important body part
- Interrupting as a sign of enthusiasm
- And so much more about life, love, pets, and murderous toasters« less