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The Eclectic Pen - Worst. Writing. Ever. - A Response to Roger C.

By: Silvercat -   + 23 more  
Date Submitted: 9/29/2007
Last Updated: 5/10/2017
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 103

  Consider this written in fun only...please! :D

It was late one night when I was bornge
And the first food I tasted was a succulent orange.
Mom covered it well with mapry syruple -
Please pronounce the latter like the color puruple.

Mom looked at me hard, then asked "Are you illdear?
Your eyes are looking strange and your hair has turned silver!"
Lisping, she said to me "Let's bake you a bunth" -
And that's what she did to help me heal for one whole month!

Tummy ache now gone - I did get ridofit -
But understand now - my family sports an idiot!

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Sabiel C. (sabu423) - 9/30/2007 9:48 AM ET
cute! =)
Marta J. (booksnob) - 10/1/2007 4:32 PM ET
Made me laugh!
Kai R. (GrauFrau) - 10/18/2007 2:52 AM ET
LOL Loved it!!!! Thanks for the smile! :-D
Roger C. (Pascotimes) - 10/23/2007 1:23 PM ET
LOL! I just found this...WTG Linda! I like it! ;-)
Nora F. (nora777) - 8/3/2020 8:18 PM ET
love love love those creative rhymes!!!!!
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